First, let me say that I love my partner. But the time has come to expose him for the bedlinen-thief he is. Every morning when I wake up, the covers are suspiciously missing from my side of the bed (and piled on his). This blog is a catalog of the evidence - and excuses - associated with the crime.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Day 23
As Valentine's Day approaches, I find myself searching for more romantic excuses for my partner's thieving behavior. Maybe, just maybe, he pulls the covers over to his side of the bed in hopes of luring me with them? Delusional? Maybe. No matter what the motivation, he's getting better and better in practice. A girl can dream...
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