First, let me say that I love my partner. But the time has come to expose him for the bedlinen-thief he is. Every morning when I wake up, the covers are suspiciously missing from my side of the bed (and piled on his). This blog is a catalog of the evidence - and excuses - associated with the crime.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Day 21
For the first couple of days with the king-sized comforter, I began to think that my blog would need to be renamed "18 Days of Evidence." While my feet remained covered last night, however, the crime streak continues. The collateral damage is less obvious, but the cover thief has not changed his ways. Some would say he has gotten WORSE, since the amount of covers he needs to actually hoard has increased and he's keeping up with the demand. So, the study continues...
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Um, not to mention that the weight distribution has to make this HARDER for him to actually move! King sized duvets are awkward and heavy!
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