Excuse #3: I am *pushing* the covers off of my side onto his.
One of my partner's go-to excuses when presented with the evidence each morning is that I "push the covers onto him" while I am sleeping and he has no choice but to take up the slack. It's his version of the quintessential "I was framed!" excuse. I ask you (in my best Jack Palance voice), "Believe it...or not?"
Are our partners actually the same person??
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