First, let me say that I love my partner. But the time has come to expose him for the bedlinen-thief he is. Every morning when I wake up, the covers are suspiciously missing from my side of the bed (and piled on his). This blog is a catalog of the evidence - and excuses - associated with the crime.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Day 10
Caught in the act! Despite all his talk about evidence-tampering, I woke up this morning to my partner pulling the covers back over my feet as he was getting out of bed. Under normal circumstances, this gesture may seem thoughtful and sweet. But I know better. The man was disturbing a crime scene. He clearly can't even live with his own guilt (or perhaps just the public persecution that goes along with it). Ah well. At least my feet were warm for my last few minutes in bed.
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It's been almost a week...has your partner smothered you with the duvet?
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