Day 51

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I submit this photograph to you in evidence of my partner's usual exit strategy the morning after committing his usual crimes. When he gets up, he piles the covers he has spent the evening pilfering (which were either swaddling his body or pooled on the floor to his left for most of the night) back onto the bed. This technique supports his denial, as well as keeps him from tripping. This morning, I caught him in the act after one of his more industrious nights. Note the big fold of extra covers bubbled up in the center of the bed...