Some have suggested that I set up a web cam to take photos every morning in my absence after he leaves for work. Though he actually dared me to do it, I can't quite bring myself to *that* level of invading his privacy. Plus, I REALLY don't want to know what goes on in the house when I'm not here!
First, let me say that I love my partner. But the time has come to expose him for the bedlinen-thief he is. Every morning when I wake up, the covers are suspiciously missing from my side of the bed (and piled on his). This blog is a catalog of the evidence - and excuses - associated with the crime.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Day 66
Alas, Gentle Reader, this will be the last of my posts for a month, as I am off today on a wild creative adventure in New Zealand (read details of this on my other blog). My partner and I have had our ups and downs over the past 65 days (only 300 to go!) in terms of well-mannered sheet-sharing. My fear, however, is that while I am away, he will lose what little control he has developed over his thievery. Without me here to actively stake my claim to half (or 1/3?) of the bed and its dressings, I worry that I will return to his complete regression, resulting in my edge-clinging until I can tame him again.
Some have suggested that I set up a web cam to take photos every morning in my absence after he leaves for work. Though he actually dared me to do it, I can't quite bring myself to *that* level of invading his privacy. Plus, I REALLY don't want to know what goes on in the house when I'm not here!
Some have suggested that I set up a web cam to take photos every morning in my absence after he leaves for work. Though he actually dared me to do it, I can't quite bring myself to *that* level of invading his privacy. Plus, I REALLY don't want to know what goes on in the house when I'm not here!
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