First, let me say that I love my partner. But the time has come to expose him for the bedlinen-thief he is. Every morning when I wake up, the covers are suspiciously missing from my side of the bed (and piled on his). This blog is a catalog of the evidence - and excuses - associated with the crime.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Day 57
Remember yesterday, when hope was springing eternal? Well, the spring is dry today. Last night was a rough one. I had to wake my partner twice to beg for some covers, and still woke completely exposed this morning. In my sleepy, cold-medicine-induced delirium I also coined a new term for the duvet - "clanket" (cross between "covers" and "blanket"). Oi, give me strength!
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So not fair to steal the covers when you're sick.
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