First, let me say that I love my partner. But the time has come to expose him for the bedlinen-thief he is. Every morning when I wake up, the covers are suspiciously missing from my side of the bed (and piled on his). This blog is a catalog of the evidence - and excuses - associated with the crime.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Day 64
This morning when I awoke, my partner said, "Be sure to get a photo of THIS one!" He's absolutely right. Last night, the victim became the offender. I guess I had just finally had enough! I tried to use one of his "I just wanted to be close to you and cuddle" excuses, but he wasn't buying it. I know I should feel remorse, but oh, I slept so well last night! Nice to see what it's like on the other side.
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